There is this courtesy that has come to life on South African roads that has been pissing me off the last few years. In this age of getting everything at the drop of a hat or the snap of your fingers, it has now spilled over onto our roads. It used to be that you can drive and pass a car if the opportunity arose and you could be on your merry way. Now, this is no longer just that easy.
In South Africa we have the emergency lane, or as locally know amongst the Afrikaans speaking people "die geel-lyn" (the yellow line). It started as a courtesy that if you were stuck behind a truck or slow moving vehicle that they would pull into the yellow line and you could pass them without veering into the oncoming lane. This was quick and easy over-taking and took away the stress of facing possible collisions.
Now, the problem comes in, when is it save to turn into the yellow line to let a faster car pass you and when is it save to pass a car in the yellow line. The traffic rules are there, but who in this country has ever followed the rules?
So here I am driving at the legal limit and it is a bendy road and then a car comes from behind and sits on my tail - expecting me to turn into the yellow line. Firstly - the other car is speeding, secondly - it is dangerous for me to turn into the yellow line if i can't see what's up ahead and thirdly - i don't have to turn into the yellow line, it's a courtesy, not a rule/law.
Here is another scenario: I am driving behind a slower moving truck. There are other cars behind me and the truck then pulls into the yellow line - but it is on a winding road and the driver of the truck cannot around the bends. The woman behind me in her Mercedes was cursing and flipping me off to pass the truck, but I refused - you cannot make me risk my life! It isn't save to pass that truck. What if there is a person walking in the yellow line - the truck has to veer back into the driving lane and then i have to swerve into oncoming traffic. Will the lady in her Mercedes be happy then?
When did it become other peoples' right to dictate the way i want to drive? Sure i could have pulled into the yellow line like the truck and let the Mercedes pass, but it wasn't save to be driving in the yellow line to start with. the truck shouldn't have been driving there.
The saddest thing , or more accurately, the most infuriating thing for me is - when there is an open stretch of road and then the car behind me still waits for me to turn into the yellow line, so they can pass, even though there is not a car in the coming lane. AAARRGGG!! These people, that are so dependent on the yellow-line courtesy, that their asses fall off as soon as they are on a piece of road where it isn't - these people I call: The 'Yellow-line-drivers'.
Grow some balls and pass me like a real driver.